Late last night, my son went for a walk,
Don't ask me why,
To the park,
Don't ask me why.
He thought he'd go barefoot for a bit,
Don't ask me why,
So he took his shoes off and left them while he walked,
Don't ask me why.
When he looked back, a guy and girl were there,
Don't ask me why.
They picked up his shoes,
Don't ask me why,
Filled them with sand from the playground,
Don't ask me why,
And tossed them in the pool,
Don't ask me why.
They threw them in the shallow end,
Don't ask me why,
And one floated about,
Don't ask me why,
And the other landed on the rim of the pool,
Don't ask me why,
Completely missing the huge public pool,
Don't ask me why.
My son stood there and watched them,
Don't ask me why,
Just a few feet away,
Don't ask me why,
But the two teens didn't even see him there,
Don't ask me why.
Next morning, a man from the city was there,
Don't ask me why,
So I asked him to fish the shoes out for me, and he did,
Don't ask me why.
I chucked the sand back into the playground.
Very little of it came out of the shoes in the pool
Because they'd packed it in so well
And the water packed it in even more,
So their little act of vandalism rendered no reward
Save my son having to walk home barefoot.
That's what happens when you leave your shoes
lying around in a park.
Don't ask me why.
They were good shoes.
If I had no conscience like those teens,
I would've brought them home!
Don't ask me why.